Top 10 signs showing you have been spendin too much time online

Hehehe..jst figured these out...r u also sufferin from computer-obsessive-cum-online disorder?? lol
1) There are days when you type more than you speak
2) You accidently use phrases like "u" instead of 'you" n "wut" instead of "what" n so n so forth in your english papers..wut the heck even in other papers...its no longer limited to usin them in ur notes..
3) Your computer has the same sleeping hours as u...n after gettin up in the mornin..u switch on the comp first thing(ohk maybe second after goin to the loo)..wut the hell u dnt even switch em off sumtimes durin the nite..
4) Your life cums to a standstill when your electricity goes n u can no longer use the comp
5) By now, you kno everyone's online schedules..wut time they cum,how long they stay etc etc...n ur frds start tellin u their messenger list seems strangely empty when they dtn see u online like always..
6) Ur the first person to leave comments on ppl's blogs..check out their hi5 profiles(lol..or ne such innumerable no use sites)..or visit useless astrology sites etc etc
7) you hv started watchin all ur fav tv shows on the comp by downloadin them onto the comp
8) Unlike other ppl who are threatened that their phone n tv will be taken away from them if they get less marks..ur parents start threatenin you tht they'll get the net connection disconnected
9) bored.com no longer fascinates you..in fact u've explored all their sites..you've taken more than a 100 tickle tests..n now u type arbitary things as the site name such as nowhere.com
10) Ur readin this and thinking,"ah..this sounds like me"!!